Chicken Thief

Chicken Thief

Finally, there is a report from the News & Advance in Lynchburg, VA, detailing the arrest of a man for burglary. The kicker, the doofus raided the victim's fridge, ate some chicken he found there and washed it down with a bottle of OJ. The problem: he left his greasy fingerprints on the bottle, which the police easily traced.

The first rule of breaking and entering is, wear gloves. The second rule is,

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