Another headline, this from the South Florida Sun-Sentinel, has it all over the pasta assault guy. It reads, “Man Nabbed After Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich.”
Hey, anyone can attack with a nice, sturdy metal pot. Takes a genius to appreciate the offensive potential of portable meal solutions.
The scene, per the Sun-Sentinel: girlfriend driving down interstate with no-good boyfriend sitting next to her. She irritates him somehow. Maybe she suggests they spend t