Earl of Sandwich or Sultan of Swat?

Another headline, this from the South Florida Sun-Sentinel, has it all over the pasta assault guy. It reads, “Man Nabbed After Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich.”

Hey, anyone can attack with a nice, sturdy metal pot. Takes a genius to appreciate the offensive potential of portable meal solutions.

The scene, per the Sun-Sentinel: girlfriend driving down interstate with no-good boyfriend sitting next to her. She irritates him somehow. Maybe she suggests they spend t

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