Stick a Pork in Him…
An Ardmore, OK, man was arrested recently for stabbing another man…with a pork chop bone. The swine.
Talk about the unkindest cutlet of all.
What prompted this assault-by-other-white-meat wasn't clear from local reports. All we know is that police had been called to a local business on New Year's Day, where they found the victim stabbed in the neck and covered in bloo