A man was arrested recently at Dulles Airport in Washington, DC, for trying to smuggle cocaine worth around $4,300 stuffed inside a fully cooked chicken. Suspicious border control officers found the drugs encased in plastic bags in the chicken's chest cavity.
Smart move, dude. After all, what can be more unobtrusive in an airport than a guy hauling around a whole uncut chicken among his carry ons? Isn't the wh